"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard
of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
boys,' We will never "interfere" again.
2. The US will withdraw our troops from all over the world
starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the
Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops
at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the
fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are.... They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90 days unless given a special permit!! No one from a
terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it
there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's
back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources
of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place
else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.
Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it
most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or
lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The
language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and
she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
Submitted By:
charger42@earthlink.net
Rock
Of Ages
