ONE
FLAW
IN
WOMEN
By
the
time
the
Lord
made
woman,
He
was
into
his
sixth
day
of
working
overtime.
An
angel
appeared
and
said,
"Why
are
you
spending
so
much
time
on
this
one?"
And
the
Lord
answered,
"Have
you
seen
my
spec
sheet
on
her?
She
has
to
be
completely
washable,
but
not
plastic,
Have
over
200
movable
parts,
all
replaceable
And
able
to
run
on
diet
coke
and
leftovers,
Have
a
lap
that
can
hold
four
children
at
one
time,
Have
a
kiss
that
can
cure
anything
from
a
scraped
knee
to
a
broken
heart
-and
she
will
do
everything
With
only
two
hands."
The
angel
was
astounded
at
the
requirements.
"Only
two
hands!?
No
way!
And
that's
just
on
the
standard
model?
That's
too
much
work
for
one
day.
Wait
until
tomorrow
to
finish."
But
I
won't,"
the
Lord
protested.
"I
am
so
close
to
finishing
this
creation
that
is
so
close
to
my
own
heart.
She
already
heals
herself
when
she
is
sick
AND
can
work
18
hour
days."
The
angel
moved
closer
and
touched
the
woman.
"But
you
have
made
her
so
soft,
Lord."
"She
is
soft,"
the
Lord
agreed,
"but
I
have
also
made
her
tough.
You
have
no
idea
what
she
can
endure
or
accomplish."
"Will
she
be
able
to
think?",
asked
the
angel.
The
Lord
replied,
"Not
only
will
she
be
able
to
think,
She
will
be
able
to
reason
and
negotiate."
The
angel
then
noticed
something,
And
reaching
out,
touched
the
woman's
cheek.
"Oops,
it
looks
like
you
have
a
leak
in
this
model.
I
told
you
that
you
were
trying
to
put
too
much
into
this
one."
"That's
not
a
leak,"
The
Lord
corrected,
"that's
a
tear!"
"What's
the
tear
for?"
the
angel
asked.
The
Lord
said,
"The
tear
is
her
way
of
expressing
her
joy,
Her
sorrow,
her
pain,
her
disappointment,
her
love,
Her
loneliness,
her
grief
and
her
pride."
The
angel
was
impressed.
"You
are
a
genius,
Lord.
You
thought
of
everything!
Woman
is
truly
amazing."
And
she
is!
Women
have
strengths
that
amaze
men.
They
bear
hardships
and
they
carry
burdens,
But
they
hold
happiness,
Love
and
joy.
They
smile
when
they
want
to
scream.
They
sing
when
they
want
to
cry.
They
cry
when
they
are
happy
And
laugh
when
they
are
nervous.
They
fight
for
what
they
believe
in.
They
stand
up
to
injustice.
They
don't
take
"no"
for
an
answer
When
they
believe
there
is
a
better
solution.
They
go
without
so
their
family
can
have.
They
go
to
the
doctor
with
a
frightened
friend.
They
love
unconditionally.
They
cry
when
their
children
excel
And
cheer
when
their
friends
get
awards.
They
are
happy
when
they
hear
about
A
birth
or
a
wedding.
Their
hearts
break
when
a
friend
dies.
They
grieve
at
the
loss
of
a
family
member,
Yet
they
are
strong
when
they
think
there
is
no
strength
left.
They
know
that
a
hug
and
a
kiss
Can
heal
a
broken
heart.
Women
come
in
all
shapes,
sizes
and
colors.
They'll
drive,
fly,
walk,
run
or
e-mail
you
To
show
how
much
they
care
about
you.
The
heart
of
a
woman
is
what
makes
the
world
keep
turning.
They
bring
joy,
hope
and
love.
They
have
compassion
and
ideals.
They
give
moral
support
to
their
family
and
friends.
Women
have
vital
things
to
say
and
everything
to
give.
HOWEVER,
IF
THERE
IS
ONE
FLAW
IN
WOMEN,
IT
IS
THAT
THEY
FORGET
WHAT
THEY
ARE
WORTH.
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